April 30, 2010: This End Up

April 29, 2010: Surprise In The Back Yard

April 28, 2010: A Typo So Plane To See

April 27, 2010: Border Food

April 26, 2010: Page 301

April 25, 2010: Don't Ask (Or If You're Going To Ask, Ask Tricia)

April 24, 2010: Naptime Cookies

April 23, 2010: On A Roll

April 22, 2010: Mint Julep Remains

April 21, 2010: With A Rebel Yell, She Cried, "Mow, Mow, Mow"

April 20, 2010: Perhaps The Only Working "Rumor" On The Planet

April 19, 2010: Because A Phone That Won't Charge Makes A Terrible Alarm Clock

April 18, 2010: Yummy Beer Bread

April 17, 2010: I'm Not One To Go Around Spreadin' Rumors, Because They Are Crap Phones

April 16, 2010: Should Future Generations Wonder Why There Are No More Trees...

April 15, 2010: Everyone Was Going On About Rendering Unto Caeser Today, But I Opted To Consider The Lillies Of The Field... But Had No Lillies, So...

April 14, 2010: Don't Bother Me

April 13, 2010: White Clouds Over White Flight High

April 12, 2010: I'll Get To The Bottom Of This!

April 11, 2010: It's Sunday Night, So Of Course I'm Around A Lot Of These Bottles

April 10, 2010: If I'm Gonna Stay In All Day, At Least I'll Make It Productive

April 9, 2010: Aftermath

April 8, 2010: Like A Reset Button

April 7, 2010: Less Than An Hour Before The Hail Came Down

April 6, 2010: Blue

April 5, 2010: Start With One-Half, And Each Successive Term Is The Sum Of The Previous Term And Its Reciprocal

April 4, 2010: Easter Tables

April 3, 2010: Bad List Item #7734

April 2, 2010: If I Spill My Beer, How Am I Supposed To Lap It Up Off This Table?

April 1, 2010: A Fool And His Sunglasses Are Soon Parted (Especially If The Fool Keeps Forgetting To Take Them Off Before Exiting The Car)